If you haven’t heard of literotica by now, you’re seriously missing out on this wonderful phenomenon. So, if you’re not a huge fan of porn, or if you’re just plain bored of it—don’t be afraid to dive into some good ol’ literotica! And anyway, why not? It’s fun, safe, accessible, and very high-quality. Yes, the quality is even better than (gasp) HD.
That’s right, you heard me: this whole time, you’ve been missing out big time. And, contrary to popular belief, it’s not just for old ladies.
Without further ado, here are 3 reasons why literotica is absolutely amazing:
If you’re sick and tired of the bad actors in porn, there’s now official no reason for you to be subjecting yourself to such silly stage acts. Literotica allows you to use your own imagination (and not the imagination of a shitty director). If you tend to quite imaginative (without needing as many visuals), this is ideal for you. Actually, it’s perfection. Complete and utter perfection.
Wow, I can hardly type the word sexting without bursting into laughter. Anyhow, literotica is like sexting, only minus the other person. No waiting around for the person to respond, no-nonsense. Plus, the word “literotica” just sounds better than “sexting”. Sexting is sort of something we don’t want to actually admit we like, whereas literotica sounds luxurious and intriguing. It’s more like the grown-up version of sexting, if anything.
And you don’t need to depend on anyone else to please you (though I guess you could, if you’re into that). It’s totally independent and amazing. Really, what could be better?
Come on, what’s wrong with enjoying some fine literature? The answer is: nothing. Absolutely nothing. If you need a quick fix, you can do so guilt-free in the comfort of your home. And besides, if someone ever discovered your addition, what’s the worst they could say? “Whoa man, that’s extreme—we need to talk”? I don’t think so. Nope. You will be able to enjoy your fine reading in peace, without the fear of someone discovering your addiction and being shocked and/or disgusted.
Alright, so what are you waiting for? You can browse literotica on your computer, so it’s more convenient than ever. There is absolutely no excuse. And remember that It’s OK to be curious, so don’t deprive yourself of some lovely—and intimate—literature.
It’s time to jump on the literotica train!
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